It might NOT be his . . . they should go on Maury's Show . . . "Sir Harry Mucki-Muck and Duki of the Royal Duki-doms both here and abroad, Duke of Cornwall, Duke of Rothesay, Earl of Carrick, Baron of Renfrew, Lord of the Isles, Prince and Great Steward of Scotland, Royal Knight Companion of the most noble order of the Garter, Royal Knight Companion of the most Ancient and most noble order of the Thistle, Knight Grand Cross of the most honourable order of the Bath ,Member of the order of Merit, Knight of the order of Australia, Companion of the Queens service order, Member of Her Majesty Most Honourable Privy Councillors, loyal Grandson of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth R, you are (pause: . . . ) NOT THE FATHER!
Gossip rags were calling for Archie’s birth to be in Feb. Then, March. Then, April. He was finally reported to have been born in May. That’s one long gestation.