Hey, it's OK. We're the frickin FBI!
Watch yourself, or we'll "interview" you too. And you better not lie to us! Even if you tell the truth, we'll just alter our own Form 302s and say you lied.
Isn't POWER wonderful?!
As far as your little complaint, I'll do 20 minute Computer Based Training (CBT) module of a few Power Point slides, print the certificate, and we're good to go!
