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To: Enlightened1

All citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour.


3 posted on 01/05/2020 12:56:33 PM PST by SpaceBar
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To: SpaceBar

You cannot take a shower and do a load of laundry in the same day.

If you do, then it is a $1,000 fine a day, and $10,000 a day if is during the water shortage periods.


4 posted on 01/05/2020 1:07:03 PM PST by Enlightened1
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To: SpaceBar

The official language will be Swedish.


38 posted on 01/05/2020 2:51:07 PM PST by wally_bert (Your methods were a little incomplete, you too for that matter.)
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“All citizens will be required to change their underwear every half hour.”

Yep - Andy can change with Latoya and Latoya can change with Reggie....


73 posted on 01/06/2020 3:42:40 AM PST by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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