[Fightin Whitey]

Oh poor widdo Kaslin!

Did you flash back on the wedgies and swirlies and butt-kickings you had to endure?

Don’t post the damn story if you are going to wet yourself over it.

[Kaslin]

I'm gonna ask you for permission what ob-ed by a columnist I can post. Keep on dreaming. It won't happen.

Now stop posting to me, you moron