Once all the Germans were warlike and mean,
But that couldn’t happen again.
We taught them a lesson in 1918
And they’ve hardly bothered us since then.
-Tom Lehrer
Heil, hail, the Wehrmacht , I mean the Bundeswehr
Hail to our loyal allies
MLF will scare Brezhnev
I hope he is half as scared as I.
-Tom Lehrer