[dfwgator]

Once all the Germans were warlike and mean,
But that couldn’t happen again.
We taught them a lesson in 1918
And they’ve hardly bothered us since then.

-Tom Lehrer

[Lisbon1940]

Heil, hail, the Wehrmacht , I mean the Bundeswehr
Hail to our loyal allies
MLF will scare Brezhnev
I hope he is half as scared as I.

[jonascord]

Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
But some think our attitude
Should be one of gratitude,
Like the widows and cripples in old London town
Who owe their large pensions to Wernher von Braun.

-Tom Lehrer