Article 1: Trump is a Poopy Head
Article 2: Trump really is a Poopy Head
Can you put it to music? How about Jethro Tull:
Article 1: I really don’t mind if you sit this one out. My words are a whisper, in deafness a shout. I may make you feel, but I can’t make you think. Because you’re a poopy head. Now I need a drink.
Article 2: And your wise men don’t know how it is to feeeeeel that Trump is a poopy head for real.