Okay, I see where you are going and would join in your Holy Crusade or Cursade to rid the malls of the ignoble and vile brats...
Where shall me and my steed meet you?
Do you require particular weapons?
I am a man of means and will not require payment unless the Pope wishes to remunerate me in this Holy and Just Cause.
Shock Collars would solve a lot of the issues.
Just to be clear.... not for the dogs