[Mr Ramsbotham]

Mess with the wrong dog and you could be in a world of hurt, regardless of how big or fat you are.

Even small dogs tend to be strong, and exceedingly quick and evasive. Couple that with a mouth full of hard, sharp objects and even a little one can permanently injure you ... even if you are lucky enough to grab it and smash it into the ground.

[dragnet2]

I’ve never once needed to grab a small dog and, “Smash it into the ground”.

You sound like a overly frightened individual.