Only if it were to survive the 12 Gauge 00 Buckshot x 8 !!!
Then it would have to fill out the 34 page 1st Date Questionnaire and Curfew Promissory Return to Home by 21:00 Form.
And while doing paperwork I will have time to run: A retina scan, Finger Print, DNA DATABASE Check and install the Electric Male Chastity Belt with remote control. (and it doesn’t just TAZER ZAP it Removes and Cauterizes in 1.5 seconds or less)
they actually look like turds... and females get naked with that thing???