Milwaukee authorities find weapons stash in hermit's underground bunker in the woods.

Fox News ^ | 11/23/2019 | Robert Gearty

[Carriage Hill]

A Wisconsin man was founding living in an undetected underground bunk in the Milwaukee woods for years with a dog and a stockpile of weapons and ammunition.

Deputies discovered hermit Geoffrey Goff's odd, hidden abode on Wednesday after responding to a call of shots fired.

After entering the 8-foot-by-8-foot bunker - which was also 20-feet-long - the deputies found an arsenal of weapons including two shotguns, a rifle, a handgun, three knives, ammo and a bow with arrows fashioned from “snowplow stakes,” Milwaukee County Sheriff Earnell Lucas said at a news conference Friday.

[Carriage Hill]

Hilarious!

"... a stockpile of weapons and ammunition."

"arsenal of weapons including two shotguns, a rifle, a handgun, three knives, ammo and a bow with arrows fashioned from “snowplow stakes”

[2banana]

That ain’t no stockpile.

And nothing illegal.

[Carriage Hill]

“What’s in your wallet?” - The gov’t.

[RandallFlagg]

Perhaps he was readying for the Seed family to take over the county.

[Carriage Hill]

The descriptive adjectives they use, don’t mean what they think they mean.

[JoSixChip]

arsenal of weapons including two shotguns, a rifle, a handgun, three knives, ammo and a bow with arrows fashioned from “snowplow stakes

Seriously? What a silly statement.

[Dutch Boy]

I agree. I know old ladies with a bigger arsenal.

[Enterprise]

They found two shotguns, a rifle and a handgun. Ok. But how many guns were in his arsenal?

[TheConservativeParty]

Everyone has that stuff!
That’s barely a decent start on a stockpile or arsenal.
Too bad I lost my stuff in an unfortunate boat overturn accident last summer.

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[Bob434]

stockpile? Seriously? They call that a stockpile? What next?

“Authorities found a stockpile of ammo- at least 3 .22 shells, and a 30-30 shell were found”

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"A Wisconsin man was founding living in an undetected underground bunk in the Milwaukee woods for years..."

[Hot Tabasco]

responding to a call of shots fired.

That's typically what you hear in the back woods during deer season.........

[mad_as_he$$]

“stockpile”.....smfhia.

[Bob434]

“Weapons Stash” Egads! How scary! 3 guns a knife and bow and arrows- get real! Millions of Americans own more than that!

[Blueflag]

Exactly.

[Carriage Hill]

He had a sawed-off dbl-barrel 12ga; that’s what charge they got him on. Pathetic.

[metmom]

That’s NOT an *arsenal*.

That’s just a beginning.

[PGR88]

He may have even been stockpiling pointy sticks!

[lastchance]

And plans to take over the world with the aid of his trusted sidekick code name Pinky.

[Openurmind]

“Graff, 41, was charged Friday with possession of a shotgun, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

He was also charged with reckless endangerment after admitting that he was the one who fired the shots that deputies were called to check out, according to the paper. Graff said he fired three shots towards the Milwaukee River after his dog ran away.”