in his mind, aka “the spank bank.”
There’s no Taylor Swift sex tape. No real one, anyways. The fakes are getting better and better though.
Ask Kid Rock about Taylor Swift’s tapes, they are real.
Any sex tape involving Taylor Swift would have to involve the other party washing off all the makeup left behind on him. I don’t think the public has ever seen what the REAL Taylor Swift looks like underneath all those thick layers of makeup. It’s like her makeup was done by Earl Scheib.