I don’t always fart after eating at Burger King but when I do it’s a Whopper!!!!!!!!!
As an old man with only 2/3 of a farter following so far successful surgery for colon cancer your post tempts me to tell the true story from college fraternity days of the finest, most hideously toxic, fart I ever cut. Worst of all, with that great day included, I’ve always been hugely proud of it and have bragged excessively about it.