My wampum is still on Vinegar Lizzie. She’ll scold her way onto the ballot. She’ll loom over Bloomers like a scary kindergarten teacher. She’ll plunk Uncle Creepy into a wheelchair & shove him off the stage. She’ll ship Comrade Bernie to the old commies’ home (yes, there is such a place).
Hey wait a second. Lizzie’s 70, Biden is 76, Bloomie is 77, and Bernie is 78. And they’re all chalk white. Party of diversity & get out the youth vote? Hmm.....
That leaves Tulsi Gabbard as their dark horse. Yeah.
I’m sticking with Psychojawea the youth candidate.
Oh, and Hillary is 72 and is also white.