[Not A Snowbird]

If it’s not written down, it didn’t happen.

[rlmorel]

Exactly. These people lie like they breathe. I don’t trust a single one of them. If they told me they were having a heart attack, I wouldn’t believe them until I saw an EKG.

And even then.

[ronnie raygun]

NRO
via YAHOO
via THE ENQUIRER
via THE CORN HOLE GAZETTE
via THE OFFICE WATER COOLER
via THE WRITTINGS ON THE MENS ROOM WALL