[oh8eleven]

More femanization of the Corps ...

[proxy_user]

“However, umbrellas are not permitted during actual combat operations....”

[Kickass Conservative]

Remember King Obama having the Marine hold an Umbrella over his Head in the Rose Garden?

Makes my blood boil thinking about it.

[Reily]

Have they issued regulation for male purses yet?

It’s just around the corner.

[Chainmail]

Just crap. You can only get as wet on the outside as you already are on the inside.

The “Old Corps” will now be pre-fruity umbrellas. What’s next? Sunglasses in formation?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Could come in handy.

[Anti-Bubba182]

It would be OK if the umbrellas had a sword or firearm.

[G Larry]

The saying stands!

Do you know who holds the Marine's umbrella?

His Mother!

[DesertRhino]

Makes perfect sense since they allowed homos and trannies in.

[max americana]

Marines use umbrellas?

[lurk]

That’s fine. That way we can use the Marines to hold umbrellas over the heads of collectivist politicians.

[billorites]

[budj]

[yarddog]

I recall several British Commanders carrying umbrellas. These were fighting commanders too.

[Rannug]

Make sure owebama carries his own.

[I want the USA back]

No word on whether lipstick and eye shadow are authorized for the troops.

[major_gaff]

Nothing I loved more than getting caught in the rain in my Alphas with
that damn piss-cutter on. Of course now the umbrella will be part of
standard issue and have be ironed for inspection.

[Karliner]

Must cover thy cover?

[captain_dave]

USMC umbrella

[Midwesterner53]

The Army had a similar policy when I was in, we could not carry an umbrella at all while in uniform.

[SuperLuminal]

Just one more thing to cause drunken fury at the parties this year on November 10...
A fury that has, over the past few years, almost caused heart attacks in oldsters who can remember what the "real" Marine Corps was like...