[MeganC]

“clicked on wrong tab, no reading glasses, the dog was barking, Dobby appeared and scared me, Amber alert went off on the phone, I was not logged in...”

You forgot to add...

“I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn’t have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn’t come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locusts. It wasn’t my fault!! I swear to God!!”

[TLI]

I was going to use the flat tire but I figured the level of originality in the Dobby bit would knock it out of the park.

After all, wouldn't this popping out of thin air interrupt your OODA loop?

It sure would give me spelling errors...

:-)

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