“I don’t like using a light bulb I’ll have to put on a hazmat suit to clean up if it breaks”
You are confusing CFL (Compact Fluorescent Light) with LED. CFLs had that problem. LEDs do not.
That is why I don’t use the CFL bulbs and never have-the LED ones are just a bit expensive and I just happen to like the incandescent ones in some light fixtures-lamps, mostly.