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Playmate of the Half-Century
Steyn On-line ^ | 11/2/19 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 11/02/2019 6:56:02 AM PDT by Twotone

John Conyers was elected to Congress for the first time in 1964, winning Michigan's 1st District with 84 per cent of the vote against that year's Republican sacrificial lamb. For the next quarter-century he was ritually returned with even larger margins of biennial victory. But the Detroit that was so faithful to him was in steep demographic decline, and, when Michigan lost one of its seats, poor old Conyers was redistricted onto somewhat less favorable turf: in 2010 he was reduced to a mere 77 per cent of the vote - his worst result ever. After fifty-three years in the House of Representatives, he will be buried on Monday in what will be a more muted ceremony than he might have expected.

Representative Conyers may have other accomplishments over the last half-century, but I think of him mainly for a rare moment of honesty that embodies the dysfunction of national lawmaking in the United States. Washington gives us poorly drafted laws that invariably metastasize in mercurial and damaging ways. That's because our "lawmakers" enact laws but no longer truly make them. Conyers seven years ago:

Like most of his colleagues, lifetime legislator John Conyers (a congressman for 47 years) didn't bother reading the 2,700-page health-care bill he voted for. As he said with disarming honesty, he wouldn't understand it even if he did: 'They get up and say, "Read the bill.'"What good is reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Michigan
KEYWORDS: johnconyers; rip
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1 posted on 11/02/2019 6:56:02 AM PDT by Twotone
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To: Twotone

TTIWWP


2 posted on 11/02/2019 6:57:44 AM PDT by deadrock
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To: deadrock

You’ll have to translate that for me. :-)


3 posted on 11/02/2019 7:01:26 AM PDT by Twotone (While one may vote oneself into socialism one has to shoot oneself out of it.)
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To: Twotone

This thread is worthless without pictures.


4 posted on 11/02/2019 7:04:18 AM PDT by shelterguy
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To: deadrock

You speak in unintelligible code. Care to translate?


5 posted on 11/02/2019 7:07:02 AM PDT by upchuck (Criminals love gun control. It gives them a safe work environment.)
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To: Twotone

Don’t let lawyers write legislation. English teachers, or better yet, senior citizens, should do the writing. English teachers write in, well, English, not that legalese that nobody can understand. Senior citizens don’t have the time to waste on BS.

“Whereas”, “Subsequent to” and “Comprehensive” would disappear. PC language and gender pronouns also would be out. First sentence of each bill would be “This bill supersedes ___________ and eliminates all government agencies associated with __________.”


6 posted on 11/02/2019 7:07:16 AM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: NTHockey

I like your idea. I would go a bit further and say that as long as the Fed is involved in education, all laws should be written at the reading comprehension level of the average public school graduate.


7 posted on 11/02/2019 7:09:18 AM PDT by kosciusko51
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To: Twotone

Did Conyers settle up with the IRS before he died? Or did he leave that mess for his estate to cleanup?


8 posted on 11/02/2019 7:10:44 AM PDT by upchuck (Criminals love gun control. It gives them a safe work environment.)
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To: shelterguy

Unfortunately, Steyn didn’t provide much in the way of interesting pictures.


9 posted on 11/02/2019 7:11:02 AM PDT by Twotone (While one may vote oneself into socialism one has to shoot oneself out of it.)
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To: deadrock

“TTIWWP”

No, it’s YAWTSTG.


10 posted on 11/02/2019 7:12:14 AM PDT by laplata (The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: Twotone

Nuts, I thought there’d be a pic of Barbi.


11 posted on 11/02/2019 7:20:18 AM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrats' John Dean])
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To: Twotone

I didn’t know he was still alive.
Lucky for Michigan, I don’t think either of his sons has been elected to office thus far.

Is Hilary going to preach her Trump Hate at this show funeral too? She did last week at Elijah Cummings service.
Will the black pallbearers refuse to shake a prominent Republican’s hand? That happened last week to Mitch McConnell.


12 posted on 11/02/2019 7:30:33 AM PDT by lee martell
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“Nuts, I thought there’d be a pic of Barbi.”

So did I.


13 posted on 11/02/2019 7:30:43 AM PDT by BuffaloJack ("Security does not exist in nature. Everything has risk." Henry Savage)
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To: Twotone
The 50th anniversary Playmate


14 posted on 11/02/2019 7:34:18 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: Twotone
'They get up and say, "Read the bill.'"What good is reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'

You are a lawmaker. Reading the bill is your job. If you are incapable of understanding it, you are not qualified to hold that office. If no one is capable of understanding a bill then the body of lawmakers should reject it until an understandable version is created.

But Conyers was hardly an exception - most of our politicians see themselves as "celebrity leaders and teachers" of the deplorable masses. The details of the job can be left to the staff, it's all about engendering emotional responses to hot-button issues and collecting the payoffs.

15 posted on 11/02/2019 7:37:08 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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16 posted on 11/02/2019 7:38:20 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: real saxophonist
One of my favourite pictures:


17 posted on 11/02/2019 7:41:13 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Yeah, well, y'know that's just like, uh... your opinion, man.)
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To: real saxophonist; BuffaloJack
Nah, na, na-na na na
na na na na-na na na na...
18 posted on 11/02/2019 7:48:52 AM PDT by Steely Tom ([Seth Rich] == [the Democrats' John Dean])
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To: NTHockey
English teachers write in, well, English, not that legalese that nobody can understand.

Have you SEEN any of the papers that college English departments create these days, deconstructing intersectional gender discrimination?

19 posted on 11/02/2019 7:53:24 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 ("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

“You are a lawmaker. Reading the bill is your job.”

Not if he was there for mere appearances sake. I think his constituents just liked seeing him up there. Most of them didn’t care what he did...as long as he looked cool and sounded smooth doing it.


20 posted on 11/02/2019 8:02:30 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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