I don’t know if this is such a good idea. Newspaper can be very useful. Lining bird cages and cat boxes. Starting fires. Cleaning glass and can be used to pack items in boxes for fired deep state operatives.
Advertising circulars that come in the mail are free and made of the same kind of paper. You don’t have to contribute to WaPo or NYT profits to pack glasses.
....Underlayment for mugs of coffee and glasses of red wine. But I am not sure I would use the Slimes or Compost for that purpose.
The NY Times Sunday edition is the best for all of that. Five pounds of paper, lines cat boxes real nice.