He can do a year standing on his head. And with time off for good behavior it is less than a year.That is no problem for him. Giving him a year is the same thing as throwing a sow into a mud puddle. Oh well, the silver lining to the dark cloud is that when he is out on probation, he may threaten someone’s wife who will solve his problems for him. I would have considered it more of a warning than a threat.
Only advice given to him in the pen:
“Hey, Chris, don’t drop the soap!”