That is pathetic.
The five buck Hot and Ready pizza is what you buy when you've got a bunch of kids to feed. I've had better frozen pizzas. Which is why I was so surprised when I first bit into one of their Deep Dish pizzas. It was like, Little Caesar's makes an edible pizza? Who knew?
Amen.
I am a simple man, of simple tastes.
I learned in the military to eat what I was given (as long as I had hot sauce—MRE’s came with little bottles of Tabasco, which I “collected”.)
However, I did live in Italy for 3 years, and have had some very good and authentic pizza. Totally unlike anything you could get here.
And the octopus, Che cocurra!