Breaking: Actress Rose McGowan has died of self-inflicting gunshot wounds to the back of the head twice, in an apparent suicide.
They will just blacklist her.
Nice, but I prefer this one from Analyze That:
Dr. Sobel: Jelli!? What are you doing here? I thought were in prison for attempted murder.
Jelli: I was released because the witness committed suicide.
Dr. Sobel: Oh, that’s terrible. What happened?
Jelli: He stabbed himself in the back 10 times and then threw himself off a bridge.
Media recognize freepers as Extremely Extreme Extremist right wing nut cases with the ability to read the future with 99% accuracy