Schiff should remember not to try too be a standup comic. Too hard.
“I’m sorry I don’t do impressions. My training is in medicine”—the movie Airplane.
Maybe Schiff gets hand printed notes passed to him like milkmen used to get when they did home deliveries.
Schiff could read “Geez, still more Big Macs? Can’t you treat us co-conspirators a little better? When I was a CIA spy in the White House we ate steaks and baked potatoes a lot. And fried chicken.
By the way, I’m getting death threats by carrier pigeon messages. The little demons!”
The spell check gave me the “too” for my “to.” I’m not that stupid . Close to it, though.