[COBOL2Java]

I think the idea is for Michelle to be a figurehead for a third and fourth term for Barry and his crew.

"Play your cards right, Michelle, and I'll take care of everything in the White House!"

"Everything?"

"Of course! All you'll have to do is make speeches - you're good with the teleprompter, right?"

[Verginius Rufus]

There’s the Democrats’ savior right there in that photo: Valerie Jarrett. With her winning personality, she’d win the election in a landslide. It would be like having Mary Poppins run for President.