[DEPcom]

I have no weapons, I sold my under the parking lot loop hole at the gun show. I needed quick money.

[jonose]

How about federal voter registration?

[Brian Griffin]

“I have no weapons, I sold my under the parking lot loop hole at the gun show. I needed quick money.”

Big Brother has no record of you paying sales tax on the transactions.

[Hugh the Scot]

Most of the Sea level rise attributed to climate change is actually caused by the guns at the bottom of random unnamed lakes where they lie as a result of millions of boating accidents