Early ping today. I'm off to take SweetiePalm to the eye doctor.
Whack-a-mole? I'd rather Guac-a-mole.
The French think a Monte Cristo is a real croque, monsieur.
There was a gang that used to steal these things. I can appreciate that.
In with the ping.
WWG1WGA
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
What’s that you say? It’s national wack-a-mole day?
Hello all Deplorable Dittoheads!!