He’s just trying to channel George Washington.
Or channeling Aragorn.
The day will come a time when my dentures fly from my mouth and hit the moderator in the eye but it is not this day.
The day will come when my trousers fill with poop on stage and my mind dribbles like oatmeal out of my ear and down my hearing aid wire but it is NOT THIS DAY!
He obviously didn’t plan on running in 2020 or he would have had implants years ago.
Or Nancy Pelosi...