> Russian women dont gently glide downhill when they age, they fall off a cliff. <
Old Soviet joke.
To bring in more money for the state, Brezhnev orders that a strip club be opened up in Moscow. But it fails miserably. So Brezhnev calls in the club manager for answers.
Brezhnev: Comrade manager, why has the club failed? Was it the music?
Manager: No, sir. We only played the latest hits.
Brezhnev: Then maybe it was the alcohol.
Manager: No, sir. We served only the finest vodka.
Brezhnev: Then it had to be the dancers.
Manager: No. We selected them carefully. To be hired, a dancer had to be a party member for at least 40 years.