Furniture movers jumping up and down, delirious with joy, taking triumphant photos:
So strange and shocking that it turned out they hailed from an ALLIED country, and that they were deported and spirited out of the country.
So inexplicable.
How eerie that they later turned out quite openly on TV in their own country, baldly stating to interviewers they’d been there to “document The Event”.
How puzzling.
There are so many nuts out there.
“Dare conspiring against da Prez..! Dere’s a seekrut Koo..!”
People will say all manner of things, right..?
“If you say the wrong things, dell even shut down yer YooToob channel, kik you off da Twitter..!”
Oh, those crazy proles are so funny..!
WE know all of that is false, for we would never listen to such wayward things.
Because we FIT IN, we stay on the straight and narrow.
Because otherwise we would get INTO BIG TROUBLE.