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The Political Consultants Assisted Suicide Center
Am Thinker ^ | Sep 8, 2019 | Clarice Feldman

Posted on 09/08/2019 6:18:28 AM PDT by upchuck

My neighbor, E.Z. Ryder, fancies himself a farsighted entrepreneur and is always full of imaginative ideas. He was sitting on his front porch shuffling through a stack of blueprints as I pulled into my driveway. He waved and motioned me to join him, so I walked over.

“See these plans? This is my best idea ever -- an assisted suicide center for political consultants.”

“What? Why?”

“I got this idea during the last presidential campaign.” Ryder said. “Political consultants burn through billions of dollars and have no idea what they’re doing except to enrich themselves.

“They do a number of things over and again of limited effect: TV and radio ads, direct mail, robocalls. And burn through money they do. Jeb Bush’s campaign famously spent $139 million and he dropped out early after having won only four delegates. Top men. Hillary’s campaign juggernaut was defeated by Donald Trump who had no super PAC, no traditional fundraising operation, no campaign pollster, speechwriter, or campaign strategist.”

I couldn't help but agree. “He utilized Twitter and Facebook, mass rallies, and sold campaign gear like MAGA hats, didn’t he? And he spoke his own words, not something poll tested by his staff. He mapped his own strategy, paying attention to voter sentiment and things like the Electoral College.”

Ryder chuckled. “No one pays much attention to those annoying campaign robocalls and the TV ads help only those who sell snack foods or need bathroom breaks.”

“They do spew out slews of talking points for the media,” I pointed out. “If your candidate is a Democrat, that may be helpful, but it is of little use to Republicans. Media love stuff they only have to republish with minor changes -- like the headers indicating the source, but first and foremost they are Democrat operatives.”

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: claricespieces
Ironic humor from Clarice.
1 posted on 09/08/2019 6:18:28 AM PDT by upchuck
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2 posted on 09/08/2019 6:19:38 AM PDT by upchuck (If democrats would stop shooting people gun violence would drop by 90% ~ h/t Mr K.)
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To: upchuck

Humor?

Darn! I was thinking about which pol I might contribute a free “spa visit” to.


3 posted on 09/08/2019 6:21:13 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: upchuck

Politicians don’t pay for the ads the networks actually run. What they are paying for is favorable treatment during the “news” portion of what “journalists” do.


4 posted on 09/08/2019 6:21:42 AM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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Assisted suicide for political consultants?

Not really.

Mercy killing is called for here.


5 posted on 09/08/2019 6:33:13 AM PDT by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: upchuck

Trump is selling coffee mugs and football like Jersey’s right now.


6 posted on 09/08/2019 6:36:18 AM PDT by GailA (Intractable Pain, a Subset of Chronic pain Last a Life TIME at Level 10.)
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To: GailA

There just paying there friends...like they pay there family members...

The fools who send them contributions are making them rich

I have to admit I was a fool thing the GOP was going to do something..

Trump has exposed DC for all to see.


7 posted on 09/08/2019 6:48:23 AM PDT by Hojczyk
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To: upchuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSPwnndBdps


8 posted on 09/08/2019 6:48:59 AM PDT by PGalt
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To: upchuck

Hillary’s campaign juggernaut was defeated by Donald Trump who had no super PAC, no traditional fundraising operation, no campaign pollster, speechwriter, or campaign strategist.


9 posted on 09/08/2019 6:56:03 AM PDT by MarvinStinson
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“No one pays much attention to those annoying campaign robocalls

LOL I do. (raises hand) I love answering my house phone and giving them crazy answers to their poll questions

I find it quite amusing and makes me feel warm and comfy.
10 posted on 09/08/2019 6:59:46 AM PDT by ssfromla
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To: upchuck

Michelle Obama’s unpopular, wasteful, and now discarded school lunch program from which her kids’ private school was excluded.


11 posted on 09/08/2019 7:00:15 AM PDT by MarvinStinson
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To: upchuck

Somewhere in Tampa, there’s a warehouse full of Jeb! guacamole bowls from the 2016 campaign.


12 posted on 09/08/2019 7:14:06 AM PDT by Flick Lives (MSM, the Enemy of the People since 1898)
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To: upchuck

Great reading for a Sunday morning after all the Fake News postings.

Thanks


13 posted on 09/08/2019 7:23:22 AM PDT by Grampa Dave ( The line that separates satire and Democrat Stupid has vanished. (thanks to jonascord)!)
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To: upchuck

Another good one from Clarice!


14 posted on 09/08/2019 11:50:12 AM PDT by jazusamo (Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
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To: upchuck

I love it!


15 posted on 09/08/2019 1:21:51 PM PDT by Gritty (The Left will always hate you, so stop caring about their lies. - Kurt Schlichter)
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