90 sec, YouTube
They SAID Trump was all generous, and stuff, but I had my doubts. I dug. I dug a whole lot, and then I dug more. Reems and reems of docs, I read, trying to prove that the money Trump charitably gave was not actually HIS money.
The WaPo has an enclosed multi-story open area, and they called all the staff together to kiss my a$$ with this award I got, for smearing Trump.
All the important owners and publishers called the ordinary staff and lowly workers and other low-paid idiots to venerate me and see me receive my award, for which I had to pretend to be embarrassed to get, and be all modest, and stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGjdv98Spjs
Plus my friend’s daughter and her mother, my wife, were there to see me honored, and stuff.