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To: LibWhacker

A hand gun with a short barrel can do damage as much as a gun with a long barrel. Same with penises. If it can “shoot”, then it makes no difference.

Someone, somewhere must have said, “It ain’t the size of the head on the penis, it’s the size of the penis in the head that counts”, or something like that, I think....

Or maybe it was, “Men with short penises built this country”.

Or was that saying “A man with a long penis might not fit in short vaginas, but a man with a short penis fits in any vagina”.

Or was it.......


73 posted on 09/04/2019 5:27:08 PM PDT by AlexisHeavyMetal1981 (Z)
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To: AlexisHeavyMetal1981

Interesting story.

Knew a guy, we are on the porch one day, and he sighs, and goes, “It’s kinda rough having a 12 inch penis.”

I look at him. “Smitty, no way.”

He responds, “Yup.”

I go, “Ok, so tell me for real. Do women like a big ole one like that?”

He thinks for a moment. “25% of them love it. 50% of them will try me out, then stop, telling me it hurts too much. And 25% look at me and say ‘HELL no’.”

So now I think for a moment. “So, what I’m hearing from you is that I am perfect for 75% of the women out there.”

He laughs. “Never thought of it that way before, but yeah.”


99 posted on 09/04/2019 5:53:10 PM PDT by Lazamataz (We can be called a racist and we'll just smile. Because we don't care.)
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