[mom.mom]

How about some citizens getting together and collecting all the crap they can and dumping it on this guy’s sidewalk?

Perhaps he could figure out how to clean that up?

[Taxman]

Arrest the people crapping on the sidewalks?

Makem clean up their mess?

Duh!

[HotHunt]

First thing I would do is to get rid of this loser Larry Gossett, who has the triggering mechanism of an 18 year old snowflake who's been micro-aggressed.

If this guy passes for leadership in Seattle, no wonder they have crappola all over their city to clean up.

He's not the solution. He's the problem.

[bk1000]

I guess it would be racist to attempt to explain to the esteemed councilman that pressure washers are not actually racist. How else will those racists put out the fire if his house is burning?

[Secret Agent Man]

This is why The Onion went out of business.

[Truthoverpower]

It is rather funny and ironic how these liberal hellholes are starting to have the very middle middle age type problems of crap on the streets and disheleved people on the streets it’s really quite hilarious to watch actually

And now in typical liberal fashion they’re like “
oh no we can’t clean it up that would be racist!”

[rlmorel]

"...Some committee members expressed concern about addressing the symptoms of the area’s problems without getting to the cause. Councilmember Larry Gossett said he didn’t like the idea of power-washing the sidewalks because it brought back images of the use of hoses..."

Just tase the people crapping on the sidewalk then rub their nose in it. They didn't have tasers back when hoses were being used against people.

[sima_yi]

...it brought back images of the use of hoses against civil-rights activists.

Wait a minute! Is the esteemed councilman equating civil rights activists with $h!t?

[blueunicorn6]

Isn’t Seattle supposed to be all high tech?

Nobody there can build a poop cleaning robot?

I’ve watched that robot fight show.

Flamethrowers.....spinning blades.....scoops.....

[aquila48]

Bookmark under “you can’t make up this sh*t”

[ballplayer]

Hope his house doesn’t catch on fire

[Pride in the USA]

It just gets better!

[aquila48]

A friendly divorce of races is the only solution to our race problems. Let each side go their own way.

We will never be able to peacefully coexist together.

[CommerceComet]

The first step to remove the human crap from the sidewalks in Seattle is to remove the human crap from the city council chambers in Seattle. Put some non-pinkos in there and I’m sure that sidewalks will get cleaned.

[Oatka]

"Seattle" can be added to this:

[Chode]

when they catch one in the act, rub their nose in it like a dog