How I wish I was to testify in Congress. I would castigate the questioners who might refer to me as “mister” and demand to be called by my preferred title, either Senator, Excellency, or President
I've already told the wife and kids that mine are: Highness, Your Majesty, Your Royalness, and my absolute preference of "Lord and Master of the Space Time Continuum". Sadly, she refuses to use any of those and more often than not, uses only one finger to wave at me when I suggest otherwise. Although I like to think that deep inside, she's actually waving with her whole heart when she does that.