This thread inspired me to write the below.
The liberal agenda:
Take away the guns you would need to defeat these control freaks, once they go full on tyrannical.
Command you what to think.
Command you what you can say.
Command you what to eat.
Command you what kind of transportation you use.
Command you what kind of light bulb you can use.
Command you where to set your thermostat.
Command you how much of your money you can keep (already in place).
Command you in your health care.
Command when you die.
You may, however, smoke some pot so all this does not bother you too much, as long as they get a big chunk of the proceeds.
Additions welcome.
Yes. It is insane.