Last night I was wakened by my dogs wildly barking. Then I saw strange flashing lights and heard strange honking sounds. I left the house to see what the commotion was and, LO, there was a huge herd of flying, honking and blue and white flashing pigs flying over my house, dropping BBQ ribs over the whole neighborhood.
Anybody who believes this tale will believe Epstein committed “suicide.”
Never let the facts get in the way of a conspiracy theory.