Reminds me of a Boudreax joke.
The teacher was teaching about Morals. And she asked if anyone could give an example of a moral.
Little Marie spoke up and said, We tried to hatch 20 chicken eggs in an incubator last spring, but only 4 of them hatched. Teacher said and what was the moral? Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.
Little Evangeline spoke up and said, My momma sent me to the store to buy two cartons of eggs. But I lost my balance on the way home and the eggs fell out of my bicycle basket and they all broke. And the moral is don’t put all your eggs in the same basket.
Little Pierre spoke up and said, My aunt Clotile jumped out of a helicopter with a machine gun, 2 hangranades and a six pack of beer. She drank the six pack on the way down. When she hit the ground she shot 12 terrorists and blew up an ammo dump.
Little Pierre does this story have a moral? Yes Ma’am. The moral is you don’t f*ck with Aunt Clotile when she drunk.
I have to remember this one.