(SATIRE)....I think I’ve figured it out, how Epstein could have ‘strangled himself’ on a flat cement floor.
Maybe he was trying to pull a loose tooth using the old Three Stooges method of tying a string from tooth to a doorknob.
“One thing lead to another’ and before you could say:
Ala-Kazaam-ClintonConspiracies...the string got wound up around his neck some 63 times. He was tied up like a spinning top. And after all that, he never was able to pull that tooth out! Just think of an elaborate Rube-Goldberg method of making things happen, and there you are.
Case Closed!
Finally, something that makes sense!
Thank you, sir!