[Mad Dawg]

Today, 8/8, is St. Dominic’s day, a big day for Dominicans.

It’s OBVIOUS that DJT is a secret convert to Catholic Xtianity, OBVIOUS I say!

[Safetgiver]

https://www.google.com/search?source=hp&ei=CRtMXbvGMaft5gKTtq_gDQ&q=dominick+the+donkey&oq=Dom

[VietVet876]

Today is also a day that lives in infamy. On August 8, 1945, Harry Truman signed the UN Charter making our country the first to officially join the organization.

[surrey]

Today is my granddaughter’s 10th birthday so I guess she’s a Nazi.

[bigbob]

And on 8-8-74, Nixon announced that he would resign the next day.

How could conspiRATors have missed that dog whistle?

[Verginius Rufus]

Obviously this calls for calendar reform. Remove August 8th from the calendar. The day after August 7th will be August 9th. Give the day back to February where it belongs (Augustus stole a day from February so that his month would be as long as the month named for his adoptive father, Julius Caesar)--February would have 29 days every year.

For leap years, either February has 30 days or there is an August 8th, to be called Antifascist Day (or Antifa for short).

St. Dominic's feast day is on the 6th day before the Ides of August according to the Roman calendar, so if August 8th is removed his feast day becomes August 7th.

Kind of a drastic solution but necessary to prevent subliminal neo-Nazi signals being sent.