[piasa]

Ginsu knives might qualify as assault weapons. Aren’t the handles black plastic?

[Yossarian]

Ginsu knives might qualify as assault weapons.

Hey, I actually made Ginsu knives at one time! In Flint, MI, in the 90s!

I should retain a lawyer now, since I could be sued for creating assault knives.

(I'm probably banned from the U.K., but I consider that a plus at this point…)