Meanwhile, like in the latest Star Wars trailer, an evil cackle is heard in the background.... Senator Cankles?
The ticket will be CLINTON / MOOCHIE 2020 .
Her Heinous is definitely running again—among the clues being a puff piece in Cosmo about her and Bildo being “Good Marriage Role Models”—but isn't getting anywhere near this mess of 20 gnomes. She and her minions are in the background making sure that no one gets too far ahead like Bathhouse Barry did in 2008, and anyone remotely threatening is smacked down. No doubt Tulsi Gabbard suddenly discovered a trove of oppo research on Kamala Harris came in over the transom just in time for the debate.