I regret trifling with married women.
I'm thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards.
I deplore my occasional departures from the truth.
Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday sloth.
Above all...
Forgive me for the men I've killed in anger...
... and those I am about to.
First time I’ve seen a quote from a John Wayne movie that John Wayne didn’t say.
Lord, thank you for getting me through this day without strangling some idiot for giving me their batshit lunatic bs. Please continue helping me as I get out of bed and start my day. Amen.