7/14/2019, 2:05:07 PM · 82 of 82
TigersEye to BenLurkin...
So, it was an antifa guy. I guess there will be a candle-light memorial for him tonight sponsored by the mayor and town council.
... I naively thought I was making a joke.
After the ceremonial flag buring the antifa corale group will sing the Horst Wessel Lied. This will be followed by a cryathon around the grave. Finally, as a fond farewell they will all turn their backs on the grave, drop their drawers and take a dump in the best public Portland fashion. A cider drunk is planned after ceremony at apopular nearby bistro. The public is invited to attend bothe the burial and social events. The public is reminded that plenty of parking is available in downtown Portland due to the lack of traffic.
Joseph Gobbels
ANTIFA Minister of Information