[xzins]

It was in the rain, people were drenched, and the camera was dripping as it broadcast.

Of course his teleprompter was covered in rain.

My suggestion for future: larger font in bold.

[redshawk]

Any other twit would have left.
My balls are brass
Trumps are gold.
God Bless President Trump.

[gnarledmaw]

I think I would give a lengthy patriotic ramble of mispronunciations. The media would go berserk before my followers noticed that my stroked out letters just happened to spell something like “Let freedom ring.”