If you can’t master basic grooming, decorum or courtesy, it leaves hygiene in doubt and from there cute writing has a hard time holding up a facade of basic leadership abilities.
Actually, when my husband and I ran events which often featured famous people, they would rush in asking “What is this?” They were so hectically scheduled, they didn’t know where they were half the time.
My Prussian-blue electric clock’s
Alarm bell rings, it will not stop
And I can see no end in sight
And search in vain by candlelight
For some long road that goes nowhere
For some signpost that is not there
And even my befuddled brain
Is shining brightly, quite insane
The title says it. The hair, the bicycle, the messy car, the bumbling...it is a shtick.
Anyone who doesn't know that must have been in solitary confinement for the last 15 years.
It is also a means of defense against attacks from political opponents.
How can you attack a guy who has such a shtick except to attack his shtick? And since everyone knows it is just a shtick, it makes the attacker sounds dense and obtuse.
BoJo presents a moving, amorphous, and fuzzy (yep, fuzzy, too) target and he's quite clever about it.
He looks like Churchill without the cigar so GO BORIS GO