[Hostage]

I’m in Seattle and I’m COMING WITH MY BIRKINSTOCKS TO ALABAMMY DAMMIT!

BOO!

[Laslo Fripp]

Don’t forget your Starbucks 😈

[wgmalabama]

Nooooooooo! Buy some boots, jeans and a camo t-shirt. Leave Seattle politics with you. My Massachusetts sister mover here. She said she was a conservative but that was by Massachusetts standards. Kept asking about state services for her adult son with mental issues. I finally had to tell her the obvious. It was HER responsibility not the rest of the tax payers. She didn’t like that answer. She wanted the rest of us to pay for her responsibilities. Conservative until she wanted her neighbors money apparently. If your a bill of rights conservative, great. Welcome to north Alabama. Feel free to PM if you need info. If you need help with your cafe mocha cream cafe latte and putting on your Sandles then email dougie Jones. BTW there is a 10 gun limit to enter the state. BB guns don’t count. 😎

[wgmalabama]

Them sandals will be good for creek fishing.