Unless the old ball-and-chain starts getting testy, that is...
"Oh, Mr. Balack, you are sooooo the entertaining Ameerikann!"
"Ooh, let's all selfie together!!! Gee, der Moochelle looks ticked!"
"Vat in der vorld???!!!"
"Vonder vat der weather back home iz?"
Nothing more fun than a group selfie at a funeral!!!