Burglary suspect caught, had machete wound inflicted by boy

kxan ^ | June 16, 2019 | AP

[HighSierra5]

I would have emptied my pistol into this punk. Then I would bury him down the hill. This is called a hot burglary. It is comparable to robbery.

[CurlyDave]

I really want to know how the sheriff managed to lose Jataveon? Just let him walk out of the hospital room.

Which deputy needs to be unemployed?

Handcuff him to something big and solid, like the largest deputy in the department next time.

[trebb]

I've been thinking of getting an Assegai short spear. The native name for it cracks me up--it's "Iklwa", supposedly made for the sound it makes when thrust into a body and withdrawn.

And coat it with inee to add to the authenticity...

[Pearls Before Swine]

Inee? Enlighten me, so I know how to do it right.

[trebb]

look up “inee poison”
Used on arrows/darts, etc...
I do too many crossword puzzles.....

[Fresh Wind]

Well what do you know. Yet another mug shot showing the underside of a perp’s chin. Most of them seem to have something else in common as well.

[Pearls Before Swine]

I googled inee alone, with no useful hits.

I had guessed it was some animal goo for lubrication, LOL.

I usually do the WSJ crosswords, and I don’t think that’s shown up in recent months.