Sounds like a parody song from the Balkan wars of the 1990’s.
I can recall most of it:
Well, Montenegrin girls are hip,
I really dig those robes they wear,
And those Bosnian girls with the way they shoot,
They knock ‘em down when war is there,
The Serbian farmer’s daughter really makes you feel all right,
And those Slovenian girls, well the way they kiss,
They keep their comrades warm at night,
I wish they all could be Macedonian girls (repeat),
The Balkans get no sunshine yet the girls all get so tan,
I dig a French bikini on a Kosovan, who’s being returned to her homeland,
I’ve been around these Balkan states.....
Heh. Not bad