She needs a trip back to that time with Bill & Ted, and hopefully she’d fall over the side of one of the landing craft.
I’m certain if my father (a Staff Sgt. who served in the 116th Infantry, 29 Division, first wave of troops to hit Omaha Beach) could only have known that super patriot “Whoopee”, he would have been glad to wade through hell for her and her ilk. Aren’t we blessed to have this type of Mensa talent to remind us what liberty is all about!
With full 782 gear and double ammo loadout, plus about 40 pounds of lead shoved up her ass.